Allow me to set the scene: Last night. My bedroom. I've just taken off my daytime t-shirt to put on my nighttime t-shirt (oh yes, I am quite the seductress). Mike is in bed watching a basketball game.
ME: hunh. I found my cell phone.
MIKE: (grunts in my general direction, acknowleding that I have spoken)
ME: Apparently, it's been in my cleavage this whole time.
MIKE: (not taking his eyes off the game) Did you say cell phone or house phone?
ME: Cell. Do you think a breast reduction might be in order when one starts losing phones in their cleavage?
MIKE: (eyes still on the game) Naaah. It was a cell phone. Anybody can lose a cell phone. When you start losing the house phone or small kitchen appliances up in there, then we'll talk.
MoGilly In a Conversation With Her Husband 05.21.08
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Disturbing...completely, utterly disturbing. But...ahhhh so true. I've lost the cell phone there myself once.
Do you think I should explain WHY I had the phone in my cleavage in the first place? Do you think the general public will understand the role of cleavage as a pocket substitute?
uhm. cleavage is totally a pocket subsitute. i mean. if you've got girls big enough to grab on to things.
it is funny, tho, that you not only a: have day and night shirts (my fiance kills me every day when he rags on my 'sweats'... bc i change into them the EXACT MOMENT i hit the bedroom when i get home. no matter what day.) and the fact that was so nonchalant about it. 'nah, not until you lose the housephone to those monstrous boobies will we start to worry' hehe.
I used to hold drinks there when I was out at the bar. Other people have been known to set their drinks there. My brother used to call it my "shelf". My question to Mike is what is the cutoff on the small appliance. I mean is a hand mixer okay and he'll worry when it's the microwave missing? I'm just saying that "small appliances" is a subjective term... especially referencing cleavage.
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