So, I drop the kids off at school and I'm heading towards the bank when I realize I don't have my purse. I go back to the house, grab my purse, and on my way out the door, I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. And this is what I see.
Rollers. On one side of my head.
I went out in public looking like a CRAZY woman and my kids DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!! What does this say about me as a mother that my children think it's perfectly normal for me to leave the house with curlers on only ONE SIDE of my head? Is it possible they didn't notice? I mean, I didn't notice and it's my head. It's not like I have that much on my mind that I couldn't take the time to reflect, for a moment, that one side of my head is SLIGHTLY HEAVIER than the other.
So I have to ask myself, is this the gateway to senility? A few weeks or months from now, am I going to be caking circles of red lipstick on my face a quarter inch away from my mouth? Am I going to be stocking up on cat litter at Wal-Mart, shopping with my bra on the outside of my housecoat, only to discover when I get home that: 1) I'm wearing a housecoat and, 2) I don't HAVE a frickin' cat?!!!
What does this mean? What does this mean??!!!!
MoGilly is Losing It!
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2 comments:
It means that soon you will own every Cure album written.
Adopt a pet - save a life - I see a kitty in your future. :)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAA hahahaha omg omg..... this is freakin' hilarious.... your children are traitors! :)
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