MoGilly Posts an Ad in the Personals

So, I posted a personal ad online - here's how it reads. I'll keep you updated on the responses I get. If you'd like to be one of my BFF's, be sure to Holla at me on my BFF Map.

My name is Molly and I've been married to the military for 15 years. I have two wonderful kids, a golden lab, a nice house, and I drive a minivan. Yet, I swim upstream in an Endless Pool of my discontent.

I’m seeking women, like myself, who seemingly have it all, but wake each morning, irritated as hell, and can’t figure out why. If you’re sarcastic and witty and enjoy the occasional surly attitude, you’re my kind of people and I invite you to be my BFF. Check me out at http://www.mysuburblife.com/

But first, here’s what I’m NOT looking for:
1. If you’re a blissfully happy woman who likes to regale folks with stories of her man’s marathon lovemaking, then you’re either delusional or just plain spiteful, and you cannot be my friend.

2. If your kids are on the honor roll and would never dream of embarrassing you in public, don’t waste my time. You cannot be my friend

3. If you have NEVER once worried about your kids writing a tell-all about you, you’re a LIAR. And you cannot be my friend.

4. If you’ve ever used the word ‘Jesus’ in a sentence and it was in no way blasphemous, let me be clear, you scare me. And you cannot be my friend.

5. If I ask you who is the most f’d-up dysfunctional person in your family and it takes you more than two seconds to answer, then YOU’RE the most f’d-up dysfunctional person in your family and, I’m sorry, but I cannot get sucked into the vortex of your black hole of crazy. So, please, move along. I won’t be calling you my friend.

If, after reading the above, you’re still with me – you might just be BFF material and I invite you to get to know me better at http://www.mysuburblife.com/