MoGilly and Her Sister...The Biggest Loser

Phone conversation with my sister.
Amy: You wanna do The Biggest Loser with me?
Me: No.
Amy: Why not?
Me: I don't like gettin' on the scale in front of Mike, why would I do it in front of a national audience?
Amy: I don't mean the real show. I just need someone to lose weight with.
Me: Still no.
Amy: Why not?
Me: Well, it's like this - on occasion, I've been known to eat my weight in Ben and Jerry's. I'm not ready to give that up.
Amy: C'mon.
Me: Aim, I can't commit to eating healthy and exercising; I have issues.
Amy: Come ooonnnn. We can do it online.
Me: And what would be the point?
Amy: I don't know, I think you can log on and someone works out for you.
Me: Oh. Well, I could probably do that.
Amy: Great! Hold on...."I'd like a double plain cheeseburger, super-size fries, two apple pies...wait -that's two for a dollar, right? Sweet. Oh, and a water, please. I'm trying to watch my weight."...I'm so excited. This is gonna be great.