Okay, so I posted a personals ad for a BFF. This is my communication with "Diane". To see the original personals ad, look in the May archives under "MoGilly Posts An Ad in the Personals."
EMAIL TO ME FROM BFF CANDIDATE "DIANE":
Hi Molly,
I enjoyed your ad, it was very well written and funny! I am a married, mother of three if you count the dog (14 and 3yo). I am a tad older than you (43!) but probably could match you in any sarcastic battle of wits. I work as a disease investigator in STD services, so you can see how cynical a job like this could make a person. My husband is a plumber, I will leave out the jokes about that or him for that matter for now...
w/b if you feel like it, and peace
--D
MY RESPONSE:
Hi Diane,
Wow, a disease investigator. For the who-ha region. That's probably not something you hear too many young kids say they want to be when they grow up. I bet your introductions really shut down a conversation at a cocktail party, huh?
BFF Candidate - "Diane" From the Great State of Pennsylvania
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So why didn't you tell Diane that your sons are STDs (sexually transmitted demon seeds)? Actually, I love the little devils.
You're so not getting a card on Grandparents day. Bad, bad grandma!
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