So I just met with the Premier Jewelry Consultant. I don't know if that's the right fit for me. A pretty significant investment and none of the jewelry really "sang" to me. Plus, there were all these biblical references and talk of prayer groups --my consultant clearly misread me. I didn't have the heart to stop her - she just kept going on and on about how it's a company based on Biblical notions. But on the inside I'm like, WTF?
Was there a passage in Exodus that I missed? Perhaps, I was skimming too quickly. Perhaps what the Bible really said was, "Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, the LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: to show you this antiqued silver plated 73/4" bracelet with toggle closure. And if you buy all 10 commandments, I'll throw in the gold plated "HOPE' lapel pin/tie tack for free!"
Oh, I'm probably going to hell alright - but not before I'm properly bejeweled.
Next company!
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Good Monday Morning (Crap! Afternoon)--It Is Monday, Right?
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Hmmmm, what was that passage? Something about it being easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God?
You're selling slogans could be:
WWJW? - As in "What would Jesus Wear"? Or maybe "Bling for Jesus" would work.
I'm sorry, I am also going to Hell too so look for me when you get there.
And good idea on passing on this opportunity.
I like those! What would Jesus wear? Nice. And Bling for Jesus - perfect.
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